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C5 -- Cat Nipped
Fog-Gi: Wonder where they went. They were gone three whole nights. That’s never happened before…
Sha-Do: Don’t know, don’t care…just tell them NEVER to do it again.Fog-Gi: I don’t know…I quite had fun.Sha-Do: Yeah…that’s just ‘coz you were sweet on that pretty cat-sitter.Fog-Gi: Me sweet…what about you…? Rubbing up against her legs…oh look at me…I have the most gorgeous eyes… did you notice… they’re yellow… yeah… mrrow…Sha-Do: Me…? You’re the one who jumped right into her arms when she wanted to pick you up…OUCH!...What’d you do that for…?Fog-Gi: Yeow…meow…take that you little yellow-eyed…Sha-Do: Mrrrow…you won’t get away with that you soft-furry faced…pink-nosed… MEOW!Fog-Gi: Hey…look what I found.Sha-Do: What?Fog-Gi: Photographs…must be where they went…Sha-Do: Hey…no fair…they went to the beach without me…?
Fog-Gi: …and on a coastal walk… 
Sha-Do: …and down to tide pools…yum…I’m sure there’s some good easy fishy catches there… 
Fog-Gi: Like you’ve ever caught a fish…!
Sha-Do: What do you care…?
Fog-Gi: Oooh…cactus…Sha-Do: Who you calling cactus…you want cactus…I’ll give you cactus…mrrow…!Fog-Gi: OUCH…MEOW…I was talking about the photographs, you nimrod… cactus in the pictures…
Sha-Do: Oh…I see…hey…look at those tiny trees…I heard her say something about an elfin forest…
Fog-Gi: Now you’re hearing things too… goodness…will you look at that… didn’t exactly starve themselves… now did they?
Sha-Do: You didn’t exactly starve yourself either…eating all my treats too…pig face…Fog-Gi: That was only because you ate mine first, dog doo doo…Sha-Do: Dog doo doo?Fog-Gi: Whatever…Sha-Do: I know!Fog-Gi: You know nothing.Sha-Do: OK. Be that way…I won’t tell you what I know.Fog-Gi: What…what do you know?Sha-Do: I know nothing…Fog-Gi: Immature…swat…Sha-Do: Juvenile…slap…Fog-Gi: OK, all right stop chewing on my tail.Sha-Do: Only if you get your claw out of my eye…Fog-Gi: Only if you tell me what you know…Sha-Do: I know how to keep them from leaving ever again…Fog-Gi: Oh…tell me then…Sha-Do: Hisst…pssst…meow….Fog-Gi: Oh…cool…never thought of that! If we do that, they’ll have no reason to travel ever again…you’re a genius!Rilla: OMG…OMG…OMG…!
rilla: What? Will you calm down? You’re hysterical…
Rilla: LOOK WHAT YOUR STUPID CATS HAVE DONE…!
rilla: OMG…OMG…OMG…!
Rilla: Yeah!
rilla: The camera!
Rilla: They’ve chewed the strap…
rilla: …and all the soft rubber parts…
Rilla: …it’s useless…
rilla: …won’t work anymore…
Rilla: IT WAS NEW! GOT IT AS A GIFT…CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY SUCH A NICE CAMERA…
rilla: Yeah… birthday gift…sigh…!
Rilla: That’s not all they’ve done.
rilla: No? There’s more?
Rilla: They’ve chewed through the digital pictures I took as well…!
rilla: Chewed through digital pictures…now you’ve really lost it…how can cats chew up digital pictures…that’s nuts…
Rilla: You don’t believe me?
rilla: You’re hallucinating…!
Rilla: Oh…yeah….then what’s this?????????????
Sorry Kitty Cats... but I'm on another trip... this time, half-way around the world... but don't worry... I will send you photos...
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